Oh boy, having fun! What an incredible concept. I mean, who doesn't love a good time, am I right? But let's be real here, having fun is just soooooo overrated. I mean, what's the point? You're just wasting time and energy that could be used for something more productive, like staring at a wall or watching paint dry

But, for the sake of argument, let's say you do want to have fun. Well, there are a few things you can do to ensure that your fun time is as mediocre as possible. First of all, make sure you do the same thing you always do. Why bother trying something new when you can just stick to what's comfortable and familiar?

Oh, and don't forget to complain about everything. The weather's too hot? The music's too loud? The drinks are too cold? Make sure everyone around you knows about it. After all, why enjoy yourself when you can spend the entire time complaining about how terrible everything is?

Another key to having a truly awesome time is to always be on your phone. Who needs to actually interact with the people around you when you can just stare at a screen? And if someone does try to talk to you, make sure you give them the most half-hearted, disinterested response possible.

And finally, when it's all said and done, make sure to look back on your fun time and feel absolutely no sense of joy or satisfaction.